Some Humor

An accummulation of contributions over the years.

Why Can't I Own a Canadian? Thanks Mário.

There is always a queue. Thanks, Gopalan.

Comparisons between Men and Women (contributed by my wife).

Finally, Michelanglo's David is the picture of good health. Thanks, Lydie.

Reasons to be kicked out of engineering school (in Spanish).

An explanation of woman by male engineers (in PowerPoint, of course). Thanks, Hassan.

A useful list of proof techniques.

Things you will find only in....

Working at the computer all day? My sister sent the following calorie expenditures for things we do at the office.

Some questions asked at the PC help desk. Thanks Jim.

This exchange about alpha and beta males is particularly relevant to type theory.

The Best Newspaper Headlines of 1998.

Plutonius gets around to dealing with the Y-zero-K problem.

What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals?

The perfect couple.

Bill Gates needs to decide between heaven and hell.

One of the more scary April Fool's stories I've ever seen.

A new element, administratium has been discovered (see also).

An "Interview" with Bjarne Stroustrup.

Children were asked about love. Here is what some of them said.

Some ekscuses from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University of Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston. . .

The evolution of programmers.

You Know You're From Philadelphia When You ....

The top 10 reasons why compilers must be female and computers must be male.

How to attend a meeting.

Life as the signficant other to a computer hacker might be more colorful than you first thought. Here is a description from one who knows.

So, what did the professor really mean in class today?

English is difficult to master, but you might still need to hang up a sign outside your restaurant or hotel for the international traveller. Here are some humorous approximations of such english notices.

Some definitions of computing related terms.

Well, this report about the VIDEA conference isn't as funny as it's first reading suggests.